Announcement from Jundo: NO MORE ZAZEN at TREELEAF! I'm Sick of It!
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Hahaha, good one, Jundo! You had me rolling on the floor the whole time... really needed that laugh!
(Shohei, just the thought of Jundo and Taigu at a bar cracked me up so much, I almost missed the "half drunk" comment!)
Gassho,
LisaComment
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I saw this just now on April 5th. It never struck to me till you said Happy April Fool's Day! Not even when you said today is April 1st.
These were my thoughts:
- This Jundo guy is crazy
- He is really closing this and I trusted him and came here
- What happened to Taigu; I thought atleast he is sane
- Did these guys get some kind of enlightenment and moved to the kind of teachings that non-duality teachers teach (Do nothing, you are already enlightened etc)
- May be Zazen is really waste of time. Nothing is happening for me too
hahaha. roflmao!Comment
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This is all too funny! I have laughed my way through all the posts!
Gassho, Grace.
Almost sat today -- was going to plus 10 more until Jundo told me not to!Sat today and 10 more in honor of Treeleaf's 10th Anniversary!Comment
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Cool.. Pondering to acquire the zafu juggler skills
Gassho,
Washin
just zazenathonedKaidō (皆道) Every Way
Washin (和信) Harmony Trust
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I am a novice priest-in-training. Anything that I say must not be considered as teaching
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hahhahhhahahhahahaahahahaahhahhhahah Yeah - I've converted to Big Lebowski Buddhism too.
I've also found the cure to suffering (not getting what I want); it's to buy what I want when I want it. Duh! It's not rocket science!
Gassho,
Risho
-sattodayEmail: risho.treeleaf@gmail.comComment
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