Announcement from Jundo: NO MORE ZAZEN at TREELEAF! I'm Sick of It!

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  • Nindo

    #31
    Originally posted by Yugen
    So what do I do now? Now that I've told everyone here I'm leaving home, I guess I'll just keep camping in the back of my car....

    Happy April 1!

    Deep bows
    Yugen
    LOL!

    Oh I am sooo glad, I don't need to be self-conscious about watching Friends on DVD anymore!!!!

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    • Daitetsu
      Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1154

      #32
      Haha, awesome, Jundo!
      Zazumba - why didn't I have that idea? Perhaps I can come up with some cool bowing moves and sell a DVD (will post Amazon link when it's available). Working title "The 5 Minute Zazumba Vol. I" ...
      no thing needs to be added

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      • MyoHo
        Member
        • Feb 2013
        • 632

        #33
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        • MyoHo
          Member
          • Feb 2013
          • 632

          #34
          Mu

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          • Myosha
            Member
            • Mar 2013
            • 2974

            #35
            Personal favorite: showing chest muscle exercise while yelling, "WORK THOSE ABS!
            Gassho,
            Edward
            Last edited by Myosha; 04-03-2013, 11:07 PM. Reason: good manners
            "Recognize suffering, remove suffering." - Shakyamuni Buddha when asked, "Uhm . . .what?"

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            • ZenHarmony
              Member
              • Feb 2012
              • 315

              #36
              Hahaha, good one, Jundo! You had me rolling on the floor the whole time... really needed that laugh!

              (Shohei, just the thought of Jundo and Taigu at a bar cracked me up so much, I almost missed the "half drunk" comment!)

              Gassho,

              Lisa

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              • shikantazen
                Member
                • Feb 2013
                • 361

                #37
                I saw this just now on April 5th. It never struck to me till you said Happy April Fool's Day! Not even when you said today is April 1st.

                These were my thoughts:

                - This Jundo guy is crazy
                - He is really closing this and I trusted him and came here
                - What happened to Taigu; I thought atleast he is sane
                - Did these guys get some kind of enlightenment and moved to the kind of teachings that non-duality teachers teach (Do nothing, you are already enlightened etc)
                - May be Zazen is really waste of time. Nothing is happening for me too

                hahaha. roflmao!

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                • Jakuden
                  Member
                  • Jun 2015
                  • 6141

                  #38
                  Or instead of sitting around the clock for ten days we could all give up Zazen and parrtaaayyy

                  Gassho
                  Jakuden
                  SatToday

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                  • Ishin
                    Member
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 1359

                    #39
                    Man and I just shaved my head too

                    Gassho
                    Ishin
                    Sat Today
                    Grateful for your practice

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                    • Jika
                      Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1337

                      #40
                      Oh, are those T-shirts for sale too?

                      You know, getting bored of sewn rags, fashion has to start somewhere...

                      Gassho
                      Jika
                      #satonscheduletoday
                      治 Ji
                      花 Ka

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                      • Graceleejenkins
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 434

                        #41
                        This is all too funny! I have laughed my way through all the posts!

                        Gassho, Grace.
                        Almost sat today -- was going to plus 10 more until Jundo told me not to!
                        Sat today and 10 more in honor of Treeleaf's 10th Anniversary!

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                        • Washin
                          Senior Priest-in-Training
                          • Dec 2014
                          • 3827

                          #42
                          Cool.. Pondering to acquire the zafu juggler skills

                          Gassho,
                          Washin
                          just zazenathoned
                          Kaidō (皆道) Every Way
                          Washin (和信) Harmony Trust
                          ----
                          I am a novice priest-in-training. Anything that I say must not be considered as teaching
                          and should be taken with a 'grain of salt'.

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                          • Graceleejenkins
                            Member
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 434

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Jakuden
                            Or instead of sitting around the clock for ten days we could all give up Zazen and parrtaaayyy

                            Gassho
                            Jakuden
                            SatToday


                            So funny, Jakuden!

                            Gassho, Grace.
                            Sat today and 10 more in honor of Treeleaf's 10th Anniversary!

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                            • MacK
                              Member
                              • Jan 2016
                              • 72

                              #44


                              'Half drunk', 'zazumba', 'working abs with the chest exercise'. Loved it.

                              Gassho
                              Karen
                              Just about to sit for zazemathon but going to watch CSI instead!

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                              • Risho
                                Member
                                • May 2010
                                • 3178

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Daizan
                                Guess it's back to surfing TV with my bong.



                                Gassho
                                Daizan
                                hahhahhhahahhahahaahahahaahhahhhahah Yeah - I've converted to Big Lebowski Buddhism too.

                                I've also found the cure to suffering (not getting what I want); it's to buy what I want when I want it. Duh! It's not rocket science!

                                Gassho,

                                Risho
                                -sattoday
                                Email: risho.treeleaf@gmail.com

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