Announcement from Jundo: NO MORE ZAZEN at TREELEAF! I'm Sick of It!

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  • Jundo
    Treeleaf Founder and Priest
    • Apr 2006
    • 40772
    #1

    Announcement from Jundo: NO MORE ZAZEN at TREELEAF! I'm Sick of It!

    I QUIT!

    I have a confession to make, and have already spoken to Taigu about it, he agrees. Time to face the facts ... and the fat. We both CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE OF ZAZEN! Where do I get all the hours back I spent staring at dust balls roll across the floor?

    Sorry, but we are OFFICIALLY ENDING ZAZEN SITTING at Treeleaf!

    Anybody want to buy 20 used Zafus? Enough is Enough! All meditating has made me is a nervous wreck!

    Last edited by Jundo; 04-01-2013, 02:14 PM.
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE
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    • Mp
      #2
      I agree ... Who thought of this sitting thing anyway.

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        • lorax
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 381
          #3
          Well trying to reply also seeems to be fitting into the day. You do this to us every year and yet we still fall for it, at least for a few seconds.... Happy April 1 to you, Taigu and Treeleaf

          Jim
          Shozan

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            • Myozan Kodo
              Friend of Treeleaf
              • May 2010
              • 1901
              #4
              Jeeze,
              Only saw this now. What a relief. My ass was getting sore.
              Gassho
              Myozan

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                • Genshin
                  Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 467
                  #5
                  Jundo, you really should do comedy!

                  Happy April fools day!

                  Gassho
                  Matt

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                    • Yugen
                      #6
                      So what do I do now? Now that I've told everyone here I'm leaving home, I guess I'll just keep camping in the back of my car....

                      Happy April 1!

                      Deep bows
                      Yugen

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                        • MyoHo
                          Member
                          • Feb 2013
                          • 632
                          #7
                          Well, you got me for a whole minute there! Whattha.........
                          Jugling the zafu to rumba music is a stroke of genius

                          Gassho

                          Enkyo
                          Mu

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                            • Nenka
                              Member
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1239
                              #8
                              Oh, thank God. I was wondering when you would--oh. Ohhhhhhh.

                              Never mind.

                              10-4

                              Jen

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                                • RichardH
                                  Member
                                  • Nov 2011
                                  • 2800
                                  #9
                                  Guess it's back to surfing TV with my bong.



                                  Gassho
                                  Daizan

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                                    • Heisoku
                                      Member
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 1338
                                      #10
                                      Rofl rofl rofl!!!!!
                                      Heisoku 平 息
                                      Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home. (Basho)

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                                        • Amelia
                                          Member
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 4980
                                          #11
                                          Only got me for a second, because I was up a bit too early this morning...
                                          求道芸化 Kyūdō Geika
                                          I am just a priest-in-training, please do not take anything I say as a teaching.

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                                            • Jinyo
                                              Member
                                              • Jan 2012
                                              • 1957
                                              #12
                                              Don't bother with the games room - you already have one!

                                              When I showed my hubby a still of the the zendo he took one look at the zafu bench in the middle and asked (in all seriousness)
                                              'Is that a pool table?'

                                              Happy April 1st - that's the most amusing stunt yet Jundo


                                              Gassho

                                              Willow

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                                                • Seimyo
                                                  Member
                                                  • Jan 2012
                                                  • 861
                                                  #13
                                                  Nice one Jundo. If I hadn't already been gagged twice this morning you might have led me a little longer.

                                                  Gassho.
                                                  Seimyo
                                                  精
                                                  明 Seimyō (Christhatischris)

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                                                    • Juki
                                                      Member
                                                      • Dec 2012
                                                      • 771
                                                      #14
                                                      What am I going to do with my Friday nights?
                                                      "First you have to give up." Tyler Durden

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                                                        • Nengyo
                                                          Member
                                                          • May 2012
                                                          • 668
                                                          #15
                                                          Two things:

                                                          1) "The Five Second Sit" is already trademarked. It is going to be a free dvd included with six minutes abs.

                                                          2) Are there any zafus left? I'm going to need a couple more to do zazumba.
                                                          If I'm already enlightened why the hell is this so hard?

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