Your favorite Buddhist jokes!

[Jundo]

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Gasshō

stlah, Kaitan

[Ryumon]

Two zen monks are sitting in a Japanese bath. The first monk says to the second monk, “Pass the soap.“ The second monk replies, “No soap. Radio.“


Gassho,
Ryūmon (Kirk)
Sat Lah

[Jundo]

Two zen monks are sitting in a Japanese bath. The first monk says to the second monk, “Pass the soap.“ The second monk replies, “No soap. Radio.“


Gassho,
Ryūmon (Kirk)
Sat Lah

The most Zen joke of all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzjugkbsJK8

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1rtnfy/i_dont_get_this_joke_please_explain/

Gassho, J

stlah

[Do Mi]

What's the best gift for a zen master?

A house, because they enjoy living in the present.

Do Mi
stlah

[Jishin]

Gassho, Jishin, ST, LAH

[Kaitan]

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Gasshō

stlah, Kaitan

[Jishin]

Gassho, Jishin, ST, LAH