Did we already tell the one about the Zen master and the Sailor?
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I have not seen it, post it up!Originally posted by Gregor
Gassho,
JordanYours in practice,
Jordan ("Fu Ken" translates to "Wind Sword", Dharma name givin to me by Jundo, I am so glad he did not name me Wind bag.)Comment
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Sinfest has some great Buddha comics.
These ones are PG-13 at least, for language:
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A yogi goes into his dentist office. Just as the dentist is about to give him a shot of Novocaine, the Yogi puts his hand up and refuses, "No thanks, I transcend dental medication."Jukai '09 Dharma Name: Shinko 慎重(Prudent Calm)Comment
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Today's Sinfest comic strip:
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I thought yesterday's was fun too...Yours in practice,
Jordan ("Fu Ken" translates to "Wind Sword", Dharma name givin to me by Jundo, I am so glad he did not name me Wind bag.)Comment
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Two Buddhas don't walk into a bar.
Ouch! :roll:
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To save all sentient beings, though beings are numberless.
To penetrate reality, though reality is boundless.
To transform all delusion, though delusions are immeasurable.
To attain the enlightened way, a way non-attainable.
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遜道念芸 Sondō Nengei (he/him)
Please excuse any indication that I am trying to teach anything. I am a priest in training and have no qualifications or credentials to teach Zen practice or the Dharma.Comment
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Then there’s the one about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner… comes with no attachments.
Gassho, Shinshi
SaT-LaH空道 心志 Kudo Shinshi
For Zen students a weed is a treasure. With this attitude, whatever you do, life becomes an art.
— Shunryu Suzuki
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合掌,生開
gassho, Shokai
仁道 生開 / Jindo Shokai
"Open to life in a benevolent way"
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One would think that, after 2500 years, we would have a few more excellent jokes than the "old standards!"
If I hear the "hot dog saleman" one more time ... I am going to become a Presbyterian!
We do have a few "Buddhist stand-ups" and such ... (sorry, I have not looked back at the for awhile, no promises on content) ...
Gassho, Jundo
stlahALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLEComment
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Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcherComment
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