Announcement: Prototype JUKAI/TOKUDO 'DRIVE-THRU' in Japan (next ... Near You!)

[Yugen]

I will have some battered fried rakusu rings to go with my Jukai please...

Deep bows
Yugen

[Nindo]

I will have some battered fried rakusu rings to go with my Jukai please...

Deep bows
Yugen

ROFL!!

I think this is sorely lacking some mind altering virtual reality experience in 3D, though ... you need to work on the technology aspect a bit more, Jundo.

Also, it is FLAK, not flack. Stands for Fliegerabwehrkanone.

[Mp]

When it showed up next to the new 'DOGEN' S DONUTS' (motto: "Get Dogin!!! ) . . . .^^


Gassho,
Myosha

Oh I like it ... "Duggin Dogen Donuts". An Enso with sprinkles is our signature donut. =)

Gassho
Shingen

[Dosho]

Also, it is FLAK, not flack. Stands for Fliegerabwehrkanone.

In the US, the term is regularly spelled "flack" even though it was originally "flak". Both can be used because "flak" was never a real word in the first place.

Gassho,
Dosho

[Nameless]

Hahahaha!!! Perhaps we could give away free satori samples too? And perhaps five minutes of Nirvana for return customers? Perhaps we could combine all this with Zazumba exercise?

Gassho, April Foolish John

[Kyonin]

I would also want a couple of tacos with my nirvana, please!

Gassho!

Kyonin

[MyoHo]

Or add a carwash to the concept!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6a_dhn1YHc

Gassho

Myoho

[Sydney]

Is April 1st the one day of the year on which a simple "lol" is actually an appropriate comment?

NEVER! A few good sentences as a framing device are required.

[Juki]

One minute Jukai? Does that mean the new Jukai recipients are going to get to use a sewing machine for their Rakusus?

Gassho,
Juki

[Shinzan]

Does that mean I have to be an english major to be ordained????

Oh, oh..... I want to be the one to design the line of off-the-rack rakusus. It's spring, so better get started on that pink velour model with beading, for easter. Then how about giraffe and leopard print designs for the wild-a** zennies out there?

[Shokai]

Hans; it really sucks to grow old.
Actually there are some good ideas here and some spleling lessons to boot
Happy April Fools day to all,and to all a good night !!

Such a fleetimg moment enjoyed by most

gassho, Shokai

[Joyo]

Ha, ha, ha this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You almost fooled me, Jundo, until the paper rakusu comment, then I was like "what the hell"

Gassho,
Joyo

[RichardH]

Btw .. what's this about ordination tax benefits?! ...I feel a great arising within.


Daizan

[Nengyo]

One minute Jukia. If I team it up with 6 minute abs and instant coffee I can knock out my morning rituals in under 8 minutes!

[Sydney]

Next April 1st, Jundo announces the return of the kyosaku.