Announcement: Prototype JUKAI/TOKUDO 'DRIVE-THRU' in Japan (next ... Near You!)

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  • Jundo
    Treeleaf Founder and Priest
    • Apr 2006
    • 40772

    Announcement: Prototype JUKAI/TOKUDO 'DRIVE-THRU' in Japan (next ... Near You!)



    Hi All,

    For a long time I have been looking for a way to reach out to Japanese people who don't think of a temple as a place one just "drops in" (unless one has dropped dead, of course!). Also, western people are so busy these days ... hustling back and forth in their cars. Is there a better way to reach them? Can we catch folks for a bit of Practice and Precepts on the way to work, dropping off the kids at school, or the 7-11 to pick up a carton of milk, with all the convenience of the local Yoga studio?

    So, Taigu and I have agreed to a new venture for Treeleaf, the first of its kind anywhere (as far as we know) ... the "Drive-Thru/Walk-Up Zendo & One Minute Jukai!" We will open the first out of a little window overlooking one of the busy sidewalks of the Ginza in downtown Tokyo, where hundreds of thousands of Japanese walk past each day (thank you to my friend, Mr. Tanahashi, for donating the space and use of his 'walk up' window. He has a little dry cleaning establishment, and so I thought we could offer Jukai for folk''s Karmic stains while he deals with peoples' tomato sauce stains). We are inspired by various "Drive in/Walk Up" Churches and wedding chapels that one now finds all over the US, especially in Las Vegas. They bring religion to the masses! We already catch so much flack for our "online Jukai/Ordinations" around Treeleaf, that Taigu and I figured this is just the next logical step ... Why not, what the hell!

    The most exciting aspect of this is what I call the "One Minute Jukai". Passers by would be offered the chance to undertake the Buddhist Precepts in just a minute of their time (I have been practicing how to do the entire Jukai ceremony at high speed, like an actioneer! Oh, I had to cut some corners ... like all that bowing and such ... but the 16 Bodhisattva Precepts are still there, a Precept every 4 seconds!) We have written material printed to briefly explain what we are doing ... all the good luck it will bring, including business and romantic success (sex sells, so long as not misused!). Every recipient will receive a little paper Rakusu (Cloth is cost prohibitive, and I found a company that makes those bibs one sometimes finds in lobster restaurants and, with a couple of snips of the scissors, they proved to be EXCELLENT Rakusu).

    Eventually, I would like to see a drive in/drive thru Zendo in America and the UK, where people can sit Zazen without even needing to get out of their cars!



    One thing about the "Drive Thru Jukai" Window is that folks will be able to come back as often as they wish ... every day if needed! I think we would also offer one of those stamp cards like they have at the Subway sandwich shop ... something like "Take 10 Jukai, Get One Free"! (Ah, did I mention there will be a small charge for this? Yes, the Ginza is expensive! It is all part of our new policy around here of accepting donations! I need to get Treeleaf's budget into the black before our shares go public!)

    And for regular customers, we are even going to offer "Presto Priest Ordinations" ... with all the tax benefits that go with that. Of course, that costs a bit more than the Jukai.

    What do you think?

    Here, by the way, is a little mock-up I worked up of what our "Buddha Window, Sit On The Run" will look like ...



    We hope to have it up and running by next April 1st!

    Gassho, Jundo and Taigu (always thinking of the next great idea in Zen!)
    Last edited by Jundo; 04-01-2014, 10:43 PM.
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE
  • Ryumon
    Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 1815

    #2
    I see great possibilities for franchises there!

    Gassho,

    Kirk


    (Posted from my iPhone; please excuse any typos or brevity.)
    I know nothing.

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    • RichardH
      Member
      • Nov 2011
      • 2800

      #3
      Would it be possible to pick up some fries and a coke while I'm there?


      Daizan

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      • Jeff08
        Member
        • Jan 2014
        • 5

        #4
        That's brilliant idea! We're coming closer the religion to nearby the rush life and large urban area. I'd be wonderful if you take some snapshot and post here
        I've ever heard in Japan, they have the temple in a mall. And that also located in Tokyo too but, I'm not sure where's exact location and what's their name.
        Last edited by Jeff08; 04-01-2014, 01:25 PM.

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        • Nenka
          Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 1239

          #5
          So, like, is it Jukai in 1 minute or your next one's free?

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          • Ishin
            Member
            • Jul 2013
            • 1359

            #6
            Will there be an Elvis/Non Elvis?

            Gassho C
            Grateful for your practice

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            • Hans
              Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 1853

              #7
              Gosh, I am getting old...

              Gassho,

              Hans Chudo Mongen

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              • Jundo
                Treeleaf Founder and Priest
                • Apr 2006
                • 40772

                #8
                There may be some folks outside the US who don't know that today is .... APRIL FOOLS DAY!



                Gaaaaaaaahaaaahaaaasho. J
                ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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                • Mp

                  #9
                  Shukke and a chocolate shake! What a deal! =)

                  I would gassho, but I am enjoying this heavenly chocolate shake too much. LOL

                  Shingen

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                  • lorax
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 381

                    #10
                    Jundo, some times I think you live for April first. Darn it, each year I fall for it, at least for a few seconds!
                    Shozan

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                    • Myozan Kodo
                      Friend of Treeleaf
                      • May 2010
                      • 1901

                      #11
                      Jundo,
                      I think one minute is excessive. Whatever happened to sudden enlightenment? Come on! Shouldn't the whole thing take no longer than a flash? This is so old school. Don't you believe in progress? Reading this, you could have ordained at least 50 monks!
                      Gassho
                      M

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                      • Myosha
                        Member
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 2974

                        #12
                        When it showed up next to the new 'DOGEN' S DONUTS' (motto: "Get Dogin!!! ) . . . .^^


                        Gassho,
                        Myosha
                        Last edited by Myosha; 04-01-2014, 03:14 PM.
                        "Recognize suffering, remove suffering." - Shakyamuni Buddha when asked, "Uhm . . .what?"

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                        • Eishuu

                          #13
                          Almost fell for it, until I got to the lobster bibs.... Happy April Fool's.

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                          • Daitetsu
                            Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 1154

                            #14
                            Haha, nice Jundo!

                            What about an Instant Enlightenment Crash Course?
                            Imagine, you could then sell all those dropped small selves on an online auction portal!

                            Cheers,

                            Timo
                            no thing needs to be added

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                            • Amelia
                              Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 4980

                              #15
                              Good one this year!
                              求道芸化 Kyūdō Geika
                              I am just a priest-in-training, please do not take anything I say as a teaching.

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