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  • Ishin
    Member
    • Jul 2013
    • 1359

    Zen Joke?

    I had the pleasure of visiting with my brother-in-law this weekend who shared a joke that struck mean as having a certain Zen tone to it. I paraphrase it here for your review.

    A cowboy riding in the mountains came upon a frontiersman chopping wood near his cabin. "Excuse me stranger," the cowboy asked, "but do you happen to know where the nearest city is?"

    The frontiersman paused his work and replied " Hmm no Sir, No I'm sorry I don't."

    Annoyed the cowboy then asked, "Well, would you be so kind as to tell me which way is North at least?"

    The frontiersman stopped his work again, looked around and sighed shaking his head, " Sorry Mister, I can't rightly say,"

    The cowboy quite perplexed and at this point frustrated pressed on, " Can you at least then tell me which would be the quickest way down off this mountain then?!"

    The frontiersman again shook his head sadly, "I'm afraid I cannot, haven't been off this mountain in a long time."

    "We'll you can't tell me how to get anywhere, can you?", the cowboy retorted.

    "No," said the frontiersman, "but I ain't lost."

    Gassho
    C
    Sat Today!
    Grateful for your practice
  • Byokan
    Senior Priest-in-Training
    • Apr 2014
    • 4289

    #2
    Haa! Awesome!

    Gassho
    Lisa
    sat today
    展道 渺寛 Tendō Byōkan
    Please take my words with a big grain of salt. I know nothing. Wisdom is only found in our whole-hearted practice together.

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    • Myosha
      Member
      • Mar 2013
      • 2974

      #3
      Great!

      Heard this one?

      "What's the difference between a duck?

      One of its' legs is both the same."



      Gassho,
      Myosha sat today
      "Recognize suffering, remove suffering." - Shakyamuni Buddha when asked, "Uhm . . .what?"

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      • bayamo
        Member
        • Nov 2009
        • 411

        #4
        Made me laugh... ;-)

        Oh yeah, if I didn't have inner peace, I'd completely go psycho on all you guys, all the time. Carl Carlson
        #SatToday
        Oh, yeah. If I didn't have inner peace, I'd go completely psycho on all you guys all the time.
        Carl Carlson

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        • Meikyo
          Member
          • Jun 2014
          • 197

          #5
          It ain't no joke. Jokeless joke.

          Thank you.

          Gassho
          Aske
          #SAT TODAY!
          ~ Please remember that I am very fallible.

          Gassho
          Meikyo

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