Super cheap Dogen

[Ryumon]

Have you noticed sometimes that when you browse on Amazon, on the bottom of the pages there are advertisements, using the words that you've searched for? I was searching Amazon's Kindle Store, with the keyword Dogen, and at the bottom of the page, there was an advertisement with the following text:

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Super cheap Dogen Save on Dogen. Big selection & giant bargains.

I would like to save on Dogen; how do I do this? I would like a big selection of Dogens; I especially want giant bargains on my Dogens. Please tell me how I can do this.

Gassho,

Kirk

[Daitetsu]

Hi Kirk,

You find Dogen on your cushion.

Gassho,

Daitetsu

[Sydney]

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[Kyonin]

I wonder if I can get a bargain on a couple of Dogens. I need them to understand this koan I have been working on.

Gassho,

Kyonin

[Kantai]

Buy three Dogens for the price of not one not two.
Clearance sale on nothing.
Store full of emptiness!
Welcome!

Gassho
The clerk