Even the Dalai Lama farts

[Shokai]

Really?

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[Ishin]

By the way, please be sure to catch my small "happiness" moment ... as my pants fell down around my knees during yesterday's Zazenkai! From the 11:20 mark here.

http://www.treeleaf.org/forums/showthread.php?11668-November-22nd-23rd-2013-Treeleaf-Weekly-Zazenkai

Mindfulness ... remembering to tie your pants tight before the Ceremony!

Next time I get too big for my britches, just pull up an old clip of my pants around my knees during the Ceremony!

Gassho, J

At least we know you hold no attachments to your pants.


I think being larger than life misses the mark anyway.

Gassho
C

[RichardH]

Really?

No... It seems to with my flatulent dear hearts, but not really.


Gassho

[Mp]

Farting takes on an important function with age. For the very old it can be a form of propulsion that assists rising from the dinner table, the chairlift, or the bathtub. It gives that extra little boost to get them on their feet.

Daizan /\

Oh the bubble baths!

Gassho
Shingen

[Joyo]

By the way, please be sure to catch my small "happiness" moment ... as my pants fell down around my knees during yesterday's Zazenkai! From the 11:20 mark here.

http://www.treeleaf.org/forums/showthread.php?11668-November-22nd-23rd-2013-Treeleaf-Weekly-Zazenkai

Mindfulness ... remembering to tie your pants tight before the Ceremony!

Next time I get too big for my britches, just pull up an old clip of my pants around my knees during the Ceremony!

Gassho, J

Sorry, Jundo, but this is absolutely hilarious!!! Glad you have a sense of humour

I was at yoga a few nights ago. I missed my usual class so I had to take the "gentle flow" class instead. Well, let's just say gentle flow ended up with the lady right beside me farting--really loud too.

Gassho,
Treena

[Jundo]

Well, let's just say gentle flow ended up with the lady right beside me farting--really loud too.

Gassho,
Treena

Well, perhaps better that it was the lady right beside than the lady right in front.

[Mp]

Well, perhaps better that it was the lady right beside than the lady right in front.

Depends on how the wind blows! 😅

Gassho
Shingen

[Daitetsu]

I wonder why this thread reminds me of that song named "Break like the Wind" by the British parody band Spinal Tap...

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven
Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind.


Gassho,

Timo

[Joyo]

I can't believe I"m about to say this, but anyone that goes to yoga class, there comes a time when.....

"to fart, or not to fart, that is the question"


Treena

[ZenHarmony]

A thread about farts—you folks never fail to amaze me!

Gassho,

Lisa