Well, we had a chuckle during Zazenkai yesterday when Chris, the professional physical trainer in our Sangha (and an all-around good chap) took my words a little too seriously.

Master Dogen wrote in Fukanzazengi ...
"Sit either in the full-lotus or half-lotus posture. ... "
but also,
"The practice of Zen has nothing whatever to do with [moving, standing,] sitting, or lying down." ...

but also,
"The practice of Zen has nothing whatever to do with [moving, standing,] sitting, or lying down." ...

If anyone wants to learn to do that, or to shed a few pounds, I will be happy to put you in touch ...

Gassho, J
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