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  • will
    Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 2331

    Headlights!!!!

    Everyone's probably heard the thoughts floating like clouds analogy. I would say it's more like a slight mist.

    However, this morning before sitting Zazen I would compare it to some thing like a Mack truck hitting me dead on, flinging me to the ground and thus continuing to crunch my skull under it's wheels, dirtying it's mudflaps, and driving away merrily leaving me there on the road to ponder big questions like "Why am I lying on the road with half of me over there, and.... I don't even know where my shoes are!"

    ....


    But it's ok now. Don't worry. I'm alright.

    :shock:
    [size=85:z6oilzbt]
    To save all sentient beings, though beings are numberless.
    To penetrate reality, though reality is boundless.
    To transform all delusion, though delusions are immeasurable.
    To attain the enlightened way, a way non-attainable.
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  • Jundo
    Treeleaf Founder and Priest
    • Apr 2006
    • 40354

    #2
    Re: Headlights!!!!

    Did you get the license plate number?
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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    • will
      Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 2331

      #3
      Re: Headlights!!!!

      LOL
      [size=85:z6oilzbt]
      To save all sentient beings, though beings are numberless.
      To penetrate reality, though reality is boundless.
      To transform all delusion, though delusions are immeasurable.
      To attain the enlightened way, a way non-attainable.
      [/size:z6oilzbt]

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      • Dojin
        Member
        • May 2008
        • 562

        #4
        Re: Headlights!!!!

        we must start a campaign to remove Mack trucks from meditation areas!
        these atrocities must stop once and for all!!!
        :lol:
        I gained nothing at all from supreme enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called supreme enlightenment
        - the Buddha

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        • Shohei
          Member
          • Oct 2007
          • 2854

          #5
          Re: Headlights!!!!

          ROFL

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          • humblepie
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 205

            #6
            Re: Headlights!!!!

            Here's the kicker...

            Buddha was driving!
            1 in 4 girls will be sexually abused before the age of 18, and 1 in 6 boys.
            These figures only represent reported cases.

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            • Dojin
              Member
              • May 2008
              • 562

              #7
              Re: Headlights!!!!

              was he under the influence of shikantaza?

              Gassho, Dojin (who is working on that campaign...).
              I gained nothing at all from supreme enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called supreme enlightenment
              - the Buddha

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              • Shugen
                Member
                • Nov 2007
                • 4535

                #8
                Re: Headlights!!!!

                Meido Shugen
                明道 修眼

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                • humblepie
                  Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 205

                  #9
                  Re: Headlights!!!!

                  Maybe a little too peaceful at the wheel...should have stopped at the rest area. :arrow:
                  10-4, good Buddha!

                  It couldn't be road rage, could it? :evil:

                  It's a gas-gas-gassho,
                  Dave
                  1 in 4 girls will be sexually abused before the age of 18, and 1 in 6 boys.
                  These figures only represent reported cases.

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                  • Shohei
                    Member
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 2854

                    #10
                    Re: Headlights!!!!

                    LOL wadda bunch of bozo's on this bus!!
                    Will you sure you weren't hit by a bus?

                    Gassho

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                    • will
                      Member
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2331

                      #11
                      Re: Headlights!!!!

                      I don't know. I... I...can't seem to remember.

                      Who's Will again?

                      Gassho
                      [size=85:z6oilzbt]
                      To save all sentient beings, though beings are numberless.
                      To penetrate reality, though reality is boundless.
                      To transform all delusion, though delusions are immeasurable.
                      To attain the enlightened way, a way non-attainable.
                      [/size:z6oilzbt]

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