How To Be A Successful Zen Teacher (and really rake in the Big Bucks!)

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  • Jundo
    Treeleaf Founder and Priest
    • Apr 2006
    • 40953

    How To Be A Successful Zen Teacher (and really rake in the Big Bucks!)

    After I posted my "April Fools" this year about our Sangha's "Jizo 1" rocket program ...

    Dear All, It is Spring, a time of planting seeds this start of April, rain and sunlight, a time of growth and new possibilities ... I am very pleased to announce that, for the first time in Treeleaf's 16 year history, we have accepted plentiful seed money, an extremely generous donation from a wealthy Japanese donor and tech


    ... one of our members (thanks, Neil!) dug up this old one from 10 years ago, about what a Zen teacher needs to do to really promote him/herself in the west, to get out there and SELL THAT SANGHA! The art of Maha-Marketing!

    Frankly, I think it is still as true as true can be. I need a funny hat, a shoji screen, a cute kid and a cat in my videos.

    I recommend this to all, let it be a lesson to you.

    The only difference from back then is that Tricycle now publishes my foolish musings (look for me to be featured this upcoming May and June! ), and I have a real Zen book out with Wisdom Publications! So, I am now part of the mainstream Zen media literati too!

    However, I'm sure not magazine cover material, and I still don't have an actual endorsement from the Dalai Lama.

    Nor a tattoo.


    Gassho, Jundo

    STLah
    Last edited by Jundo; 04-04-2022, 02:59 AM.
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE
  • Tomás ESP
    Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 575

    #2
    I love that humor is part of the Dharma. No need to be so serious about it all

    Gassho, Tomás
    Sat

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    • Doshin
      Member
      • May 2015
      • 2634

      #3


      Doshin
      St

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      • Suuko
        Member
        • May 2017
        • 405

        #4
        Well, I just saw an Ad on FB about enlightened achievement. There's a description of enlightenment and we can enroll in the course.[emoji16][emoji120]


        Sent from my M2101K7BNY using Tapatalk
        Has been known as Guish since 2017 on the forum here.

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        • Shokai
          Dharma Transmitted Priest
          • Mar 2009
          • 6466

          #5
          Not to worry, the tattoo we can do

          gassho, Shokai
          stlah
          合掌,生開
          gassho, Shokai

          仁道 生開 / Jindo Shokai

          "Open to life in a benevolent way"

          https://sarushinzendo.wordpress.com/

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          • Gregor
            Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 638

            #6
            Jundo now you just to 5× it all on crypto.

            Gassho,
            ST

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            Last edited by Gregor; 04-23-2022, 08:38 PM.
            Jukai '09 Dharma Name: Shinko 慎重(Prudent Calm)

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            • houst0n
              Member
              • Nov 2021
              • 135

              #7
              Originally posted by Gregor
              Jundo now you just to 5× it all on crypto.

              Gassho,
              ST

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              I recon we could knock together a Jukai NFT...

              Gassho,
              ./sat
              Neil

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